Show Off Your Dad Joke Skills

Submit Your Best Punchlines & Get Featured in Our Next Newsletter!

Do you have a knack for dad jokes that make everyone groan and giggle? It’s time to put your humor to the test. We’re looking for the funniest, most clever punchlines to our featured dad joke. Share your best zingers and you might just see your name in lights—or at least in our next newsletter!

“What did the watermelon say to the cantaloupe?”

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How To Join The Fun

To participate, simply fill out the form below with your punchline for the dad joke featured in this week’s newsletter, along with your name and city.

You can submit up to 5 punchlines per joke, so let your imagination run wild!

Our team will review all submissions and select the funniest one to feature in our next Anawalt Lumber Newsletter.

Good luck and happy joking!

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Show Off Your Dad Joke Skills

Submit Your Best Punchlines & Get Featured in Our Next Newsletter!

“What did the watermelon say to the cantaloupe?”

Submission Guidelines

How To Join The Fun

Submit Your Punchline

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